What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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