Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

colby doesnt shave

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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