- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Matt is not funny.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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