you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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WNBA

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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An asian without a future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Dick spice

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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