- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seth stock has a large penis

womens rights

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

fack me in the ace! CC

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Spinabifita

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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