Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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want a balloon? yeah

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Mike tyson

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Anti Joke

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