Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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The WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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