What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

cancer

Spread the net.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

what do u call a black man a black man

Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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