- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

who is awesome? no one...

obama

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Why did I get raped

Soccer...

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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