whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

rose are red violets should be purple

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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