What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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