How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

my friend is gay hes gay

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

I got shot once it hurt a lot

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

? I hate niiggers ?

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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