- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

That didn't hurt.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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