What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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women's rights

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The Bible

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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