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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

So a black man hails a taxi...

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Get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Nicolas Cage's acting.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

my mom raped yerr foot

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

vagina, hehehehehehehe

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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