- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

women's rights

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

How did th-A fridge.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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