What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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