- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Mitt Romney penis

I'm going to Re-write History... History

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Weiner

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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