four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Obamacare haters

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women outside of the kitchen

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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