Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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