A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

what do you call gingers ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

thumb_up thumb_down -18

obama

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops