Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Your mom.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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*insert joke here*

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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