What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

a potato flew around my room

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

the cast of the jersey shore

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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