What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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