- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

since when?

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What did I do last night?work

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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