Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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