Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

this is gay

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

What's brown and sticky? Shit

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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