A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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