- Anti Joke

Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap