What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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