What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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women's rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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