Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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A ginger was with his friends

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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neil patrick harris

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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