she wasn't 18

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

1 Jew XD

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Snooki

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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