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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.