- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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