Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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