What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Unnnnnnnn

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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