- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Society.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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