Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Not Steve Jobs

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knock knock who's there police

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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whats really hot the sun

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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...NO.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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