- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Knock knock Come In.......

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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