What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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