Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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Black People.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Anti Joke

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