Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Cows go moo.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

a man walks into horse bar

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Women's rights

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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