- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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