Laugh.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Gays

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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