If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

a ginger has a soul

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

It's long!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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