- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

What did the clock say? The time.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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