- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Minecraft.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Dancing Potatoe!

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Your social life.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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