- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Meow.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

A black guy with his family.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

Scientology.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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