Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

WNBA

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Woman's Rights

hit the thumbs down button

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

rose are red violets should be purple

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

women's rights

Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

I like hats XD!

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why was the man sad His son got raped

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