- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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