What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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a ginger has a soul

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It's long!

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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#scabbers

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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