- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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