What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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How are you? Yes

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Obama

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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